Meet Charles Leslie Kittenrouge Mattingly Brady.
He is my cat.
In these tough economic times, every member of our household must contribute to the general welfare - even to the point we had to put the friggin' cat to work!
Kitty is seen here atop a couple of CAT manuals I put up for sale on eBay. As you can see, he wasn't particularly keen on my interrupting his leisurely lifestyle by requiring him to pose for this advertisement.
The whole taudry ordeal was obviously beneath him.
Sadly, the manuals didn't sell, but on the plus side for Kitty, that auction received an astronomical number of "views"! Seriously, it is like word spread all over eBay to come look at this cat!
I didn't mention that to Kitty, but he must have somehow been informed his stock was very valuable after that. Maybe he has a secret agent. He has refused to pose for me ever since.